I’m bombarded by signs:Queue, caution! 40mph (chance would be a fine thing!)Congestion, slow down (how can you slow down from a full stop?)Congestion, use the hard shoulder!Use hard shoulder only for Junction 16Congestion, use the hard shoulder!60; no, 50; no, 60; no, 40; national speed limit.Sun, clouds, black clouds, spots of rain, pouring rain, blue sky, sunCaravans, lorries, more caravans, camper vans – and did I mention the caravans? TRAFFIC!5 hours to drive less than 200 miles.To Swanwick, with a smile, because you’re totally worth it!